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Mar. 5th, 2007

woman, makeup, lady stryyper

"Emos, or emotional people . . ."


Seriously.

This aired on Feb 23rd. WDAZ seems to be lacking an appropriate number of teens or college kids on staff who could call Ms. Lacey Crisp on her inability to research her topic. Props to the photographer who shot the thing for including pretty much only sarcastic and satirical footage.

I am graduating from a JOURNALISM school in two months. This makes me sad.

If you feel so inclined to call Ms. Crisp and WDAZ on their shit their emails are kcrisp@wdaz.com and news@wdaz.com respectively.

Nov. 8th, 2006

woman, makeup, lady stryyper

I'm a PC and I'm a . . . oh wait.

So long Guy from Jeepers Creepers!

Seems Apple figured out that everyone thought the pompus hiptard was annoying after all. He is going to resume his "movie" career it seems. . . if by career you mean geting eaten by bugmen, having Rip Torn throw a wrench at your face and "acting" around Dane Cook in an Applebees, then yeah, movie career.

PC guy was better anyway. And he's on the Daily Show.

Also there's this, which I posted on my other blog earlier today, but it is worth mentioning again:

Tester WON.
Rumsfeld Resigned.
The Dems got the house.
They might also get also got the senate.
All my classes this afternoon were canceled.
and
New episode of Lost tonight!

BEST. WEDNESDAY. EVER.

Nov. 6th, 2006

woman, makeup, lady stryyper

THEY ARE BACK BITCHES


Make sure you are humming that cake song right now.

Sheep is winning the race! Holy crap it is like watching a cottonball fly across a room!

How does he run upright, you ask?
Where did he get a headband, you ask?
Who entered him in a race, you ask?
Where did he get that finish line, you ask?

The answer to all these questions is DONT ASK QUESTIONS!

Just think of the episode of the Simpsons where Homer runs that race. But sheep's sweatband isn't working.

Oh and the bees are still at the beginning of the track cause they smoke and their lungs are like coal.


I don't do my homework. I do this.

I am trying to preorder the classical Stripes album Aluminum but their server is goddamn busy and it is pissing me off. I just want to hear The Hardest Button to Button like it was background music in a sweet musical!!!! Is that too much to ask?!?!!?!?!

P.S. My German is horrifying.

Sep. 25th, 2006

woman, makeup, lady stryyper

it is like the old internet, but better

livejournal looks like it was eating at the internet trends buffet and spilled some web 2.0 all over its blouse.



GRADIENTS!

Aug. 16th, 2006

woman, makeup, lady stryyper

How do we filter out the teases? We don't let them in.

I just saw Will Arnet playing a man that facilitates other men with children to have sex with on Law and Order: SVU.

All I could think the whole time was "Silly Gob Bluth, what sad and highly comedic situation did you clown your way into this time!?"

He had more hair though - and was riding less segways.

Aug. 7th, 2006

kitty is excited!

its not like the mention us for things other than crazy

The Independent made Gawker!

But it was for this:
Bowling and karaoke go together like Israeli bombing and U.S. bombs during Solid Sound Karaoke at Westside Lanes


Figures.

Read Gawker's Item.
woman, makeup, lady stryyper

End Results.

Like I said I would, I watched Final Destination 3. Ready for a big shock?

It wasn't very good

I know! SHOCKING!
The "Choose Your Fate" thing is a bit of a rip-off. It doesn't really change much at all, except make the movie-watching experience longer by making you skip back to see what would have happened if you picked tails instead of heads. In the end, you can really only "save" on character from death, but he's the most loathsome character in the movie. Also a girl gets blown up in a tanning bed. All in all it was a waste of 3 bucks. I actually liked Final Destination 1 and 2, if only for the crazy-elaborate death sequences (especially the John Denver in #1). The rollercoaster in this one was pretty lame, and all the following deaths were similar in their crappiness.

Is it so hard to come up with ridiculously improbable sequences of events that result in the deaths of pretty teenagers??? Apparently.

Also I challenge everyone to read this LA Times article on Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild Fame and make it to the end without either throwing up in your mouth a little bit or feeling the urge to punch Francis in the balls.

Aug. 4th, 2006

kitty is excited!

NO REGRETS

I rented Final Destination 3 - special CHOOSE WHO DIES edition!

I vow to have no regrets.


I'll let you know how it goes.



Has everybody seen this?



Good.

Jul. 31st, 2006

kitty is excited!

Re: Mel Gibson hates the Jews and is Insane

It is true!


Imagine that! Ready for a PR firestorm?

Jul. 25th, 2006

kitty is excited!

God come out already.

it is gold people! gold!

But in the meantime I will graciously accept this from anyone.

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It only costs $3,900. I also wouldn't balk at the Silver $350 version.

T-Minus 24 Days til Snakes People! Someone get an advent calendar set up.





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